Get your toes out of your mouth.
Just because it fits doesn’t mean it goes
No we don’t eat play doh
The cat doesn’t want a shower
That is a cat potty not a sand box.
No we don’t put ketchup on salad.
How else did you think we would get the gum out of your hair?
We don’t eat tooth paste.
Stop eating the margarine
So what does dog food taste like?
It’s OK the poop wants to go into the potty.
Yes even Superman/Batman goes to bed at night.
I am pretty sure your stuffy can breath in the washing machine.
I promise I don’t need to be supervised when I shower or use the toilet
Please don’t play in the poop.
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